john roy

a very large poop that is satisfying when unleashed in a toilet

o man i got to drop a john roy at the store

by boathouse January 11, 2009

john digweed

One of the world's best known progressive house djs who broke in to the dance music industry with a residency alongside Sasha at the Renaissance Club in England. He went on to hold a legendary residency at Twilo, NYC (1996-2001) where he played between 8-12 hours on the last Friday of every month. After the closure of the club he has toured tirelessly, playing about 200 shows per year on every continent on the planet.

John Digweed tore the roof off the club last night when he played Luke Dzierzek's remix of "Out of the Curious".

I wish I could see John Digweed spin at Twilo just once, those were legendary club nights.

by TwiloGhost December 26, 2007

john mccain

Pre 2000, a decent guy. Post 2000 a flipfloping political whore with bush's hand up his ass controling his every thought....which makes one wonder just where mccain's brain is.

John MCcain will lie to the religious right just like Bush did in order to get a job that pays $200,000 a year and then fuck the people that voted for him in order to become the United States first real dictator.

by kiobe June 2, 2007

John Chan

Nerd, 2007 graduate of Early College in Guildford. He has 6 degrees, in Civil Engineering, City Planning, Sports Management, Economics and Advanced Calculus. He also took AP biology, AP chemistry and AP physics. Universities he has been to include, Harvard, Yale, UBC, USC, LSU and UT.

John Chan graduated in 2007 and is currently working as CEO for All Around Business Co. He is also an avid sportsman, being a recruit and a 5 star watch for the Walonga Taildogs of the AFL, following his arrival in Australia and knowledge in AFL.

by Mindhack Diva September 7, 2023

John Fidge

Curly blonde afro. Built like a train but only faster. Sits at full forward. when the balls coming in leads like a panther. Crashes the pack and takes the grab. Averages a bag of 10 a game. Once kicked 124 goals in a season for Glenelg.

Today i played like John Fidge.

by TrimmazDaEsh November 7, 2018

making johns

making excuses. see no johns. Used mostly in the SSBM community.

"He said he lost because I counterpicked Corneria, but everyone knew he was just making johns."

by LBK! of CIC December 11, 2006

John Stones

Perhaps the greatest player that has ever graced the world of football. It’s a well known fact that the sport was actually invented in 1994 when the beautiful bastard was born.

Bruno Fernandes: Why can’t we win the derby?

Harry Maguire: Because City have the greatest player in the world, John Stones!

by johnstonespropaganda November 22, 2021