psychosis for birds

Modern exotic birds are prone to fits of passion and rage while working long term in the sex industry. Psychosis for birds is quite common under these psycho-sexual thrillers and their show tune escapades. Commonly the only course of action is to allow the birds their freedom to roam to the coast and sit on decrepit piers to keep their sanity.

Like an exotic bird perched atop a weathered pier on a far-away coastline, the psychosis for birds crept up slowly.

by jigoku February 21, 2008

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ron the bird

ron is a bird and becky won't let him smash, please help ron by offering Becky as much blue and yellow as you can to convince her of Ron's worthiness,

person 1: lol you know ron the bird?
person 2: what kind of question is that

by the zulfster July 26, 2017

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bite the bird

Killing the fun by being too enthusiastic

He texted her 5 minutes after getting her number. He really knows how to bite the bird.

by Stefz December 2, 2017

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Boogity Bird

A carnivorous winged creature that will attack humans at the sound of the word "rice." It has acute hearing from up to 3 miles away. When targeted, a human will hear numerous bird calls ("boogity") before being attacked violently. After the initial attack, the victim usually experiences leg spasms and seizures. Most recorded cases of Boogity Bird attacks have been fatal.

They didn't know it, but the Boogity Bird was lurking. They made a mistake, slipped up and said the one word he hates, and a quiet, beautiful day in the woods quickly turned into a bloody murder massacre.

by zboogity March 4, 2011

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