hot teacher

a teacher who is so god damn hot you just want to date her until you realize she is way out of your league.

12 year old:"you know MS.IEZZI"
friend:"yeah"
12 year old:"i just want to bang her and date her"
12 year old:"only thing she's married and is out of my league"
friend:"why do hot teachers have to be out of our league?"
12 year old:"word"

by nintengeek May 2, 2011

Hot Tams

Another word for the Hot Tamales (the candy). Usually used while playing cards w/ friends.

Hey, Daniel, pass the Hot Tams

by Nikkonikko August 15, 2009

stabby-hot

When its so hot out that tempers get short, and fights flare up. Used esp. for areas in the inner city, where the crime rate seems to go up with the temperature.

"Man, it's stabby-hot out today. I wouldn't hang on the corner unless you feel like getting cut."

by anon p. anon August 17, 2009

Hot Bill

Similar to a Hot Carl, in that you put seran wrap over someone's face and take a dump on it...however, the dumper spends the previous evening eating a large amount of old moldy fruit (primarily strawberries) for maximum effect...

Steve ate nothing but moldy strawberries all last night, and woke me up with the most amazing Hot Bill this morning....

by Serialcarpins August 30, 2009

Lawsuit hot

A liquid so hot that if served in a restaurant would be grounds for legal action.

See Liebeck v. McDonald's Restaurants

(After sipping some coffee) "Goddamn! This coffee is lawsuit hot!"

by Transpo December 22, 2010

Hot Schiavo

To be in a vegetative state and have someone take a hot steaming duke on you.

Nicole drank way too much joose last night! So as soon as she passed out on the futon i gave her a Hot Schiavo!!!

by skeetshooter48195 June 19, 2010

Hot Brewski

Beer. Often used to preface the tossing of the beer to a recipient. Can be used as a question or cautionary statement.

"Hot Brewski?" "Hot Brewski!" "Look out, Hot Brewski!"

by chuck906 May 16, 2011