A great movie that everyone loves

Do you not know how to make one of these? Do you need some pointers? A blueprint maybe? Isn't that somebody's job? Shit, I know how. It isn't that hard. It's, in fact, super easy. I could do it without even trying. Why are there people with a million dollars (in that space) who can't do it? That's the real tragedy.

Iam "Is it really that hard to make a great movie that everyone loves?"

Hym "If you're not us? Incredibly! It takes, like, a room full of writers and a production team. You gotta spend hours reading Urban Dictionary. Most movies and TV shows aren't very good."

Iam "True... We could go to school for that, I suppose."

Hym "And jump through a bunch of arbitrary hoops just to do something we could do in our spare time as a hobby? Nah... That would be boring. And expensive."

Iam "Yeah... But we don't have anything better to do."

Hym "Did that guy actually drive to our house!? I just realized that. Did he actually drive there!? Ha! Hilarious!"

Iam "Why does it smell like something is on fire? IS SOMETHING ON FIRE?"

by Hym Iam May 12, 2022

co-great-pibling-in-law

The spouse of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.

My co-great-pibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

great lakes secondary school

The hellhole where I go to school

Great lakes secondary school is a school

by anonymous May 16, 2022

The Great Reddit Armageddon of 2023

On June 12 - 14, 2023, thousands of Reddit communities will go on strike by becoming private due to the increasing price of the Reddit API (now $12,000/50M requests), driving third-party Reddit clients like Apollo out of business. Apollo estimates that they will have to pay $20 million annually to afford their user base of 680,000 people, which made Apollo developer Christian Selig shut the app down on June 30, 2023. Reddit Is Fun, ReddPlanet, and Sync will also shut down on June 30th. Some subreddits have also decided to not reopen on June 14, and instead close indefinitely until Reddit Inc. reverses the decision.

Will Reddit recover financially from The Great Reddit Armageddon of 2023? We will never know, because Reddit is a private company, therefore they do not have tradable stock or a stock price. But I highly doubt it.

by 2Fax4U June 11, 2023

your great granpap is wrapped

Worse than ur mom gay, your daddy lesbian, your granny tranny, and your granpap a trap combined.

1: ur mom gay
2: Your daddy lesbian
1: ur granny tranny
2: ur granpap a trap
1: your great granpap is wrapped
2: *is completely erased from existence*

by Me_Boi May 15, 2018

A great white shark (real!)

Ezrah dont look outside

There is a great white shark (real!)

by gayfaggnuts April 30, 2022

Donald Duck's Great Journey

What you have to do when you have toilet paper in the house but not in the bathroom and you only realize that after you've shit and you're home alone. Essentially waddling to wherever you keep the toilet paper with your pants and undies at your ankles and shit on your ass and then waddling back hoping no one sees you like this.

The "Donald Duck" part coming from the fact that you're most likely Donald Ducking while doing this

Eric realized he had to restock the toilet paper after he took a Taco Bell shit, thus he now has to either make Donald Duck's Great Journey or wait till someone comes home.

by Guy McDo August 22, 2023