nut loogie

nut loogie noun. Semen that is ejaculated forcefully, much like a loogie is spit from the mouth.

... and then I said, "Hey, whats that?!" and bam! nut loogie to the face!

by EjackuLator December 29, 2007

deez nuts

Childish, but funny prank, made hilarious when you can get some gullible person to fall for it.

Person 1: Hey, you know Dee?
Person 2: Dee who?
Person 3: DEEEEEEEEEEEZ NUUUUUUUUUUUUTS!!!

by Brandon December 1, 2003

nut and run

While running, drop your pants and aim. Starting wacking viciously and once near ejaculation, aim at your victim. Finally, bust a nut over your victim and get the fuck out of there.

Justin and Brandon: Awwwwshittt@#@@ look at Deni, he bout to do a nut and run. Deni: *Fap fap fap fap fap PEW PEW PEW* Random Chick: *SPEEERMREGARbLELELELL*

by BLACKMANJUICE November 24, 2009

baby nuts

A light-hearted insult about someone slightly younger than you. I always call my little brother this, I am 26 he is 22. Originally I got this from a movie then started using it all the time especially with my little brothers and their friends or even my friends. Basically it is like saying that someone is immature.

What's up baby nuts.
I've been doing this a lot longer than you, baby nuts.
Whatever babynuts.

by Josh Houser September 8, 2008

numb nuts

The metaphoric comparison of a useless un-inteligent person to useless sterile testicals.

that fuck'n numb nuts must of hit his head on the bathroom floor when his mother squated and shit him out her yeast infected cunt.

by shmottzie August 21, 2003

nut huggers

people who will praise someone no matter what that person does even if they kill someone. people will praise that someone to their death

the Tito Ortiz nut huggers are so bad, they praise Tito has not beaten anybody for three years.

by RDepot D-Bag May 12, 2008

deez nuts

have you seen barry
barry who?
barry deez nuts in your ass........

deez nuts to trick a female

by dale January 6, 2004