Michael Vick

A Man Who Abuses Dogs Cause He thinks he is a pimp and can get away with everything Because he is a star and thinks he is above the law

He man Call up Michael vick so he can kill my dog

by Dalty14 April 3, 2008

michael fragnito

the ugliest mother fucker ever to be born on this god damn fucking planet. after tasting his own stomach milk he was announced as the cum-lord of casa roble fundamental high school and plus he likes men. Nobody likes him and everyone thinks that he should die in a fucking hole.legend has it that when he was three his parents tried to get an abortion but were unsuccessful do to his sheer and vast amounts of autism. his levels of autism trumps Tim sauwusch by far, and his job at McDonald shows his truly gay side.

hey buddy, we're gonna go hunting for some Michael fragnitos wanna come:

please NEVER raise your kids to be a fragnito

by fagnegro October 22, 2019

Michael Masi

F1 race director, who is known for making many controversial decisions in the 2021 F1 season, including the safety car procedure in the season finale in Abu Dhabi. He is the successor to Charlie Whiting as the race director as of 2019.

Toto Wolff - “No Michael, no, no, that was so not right!”
Lewis Hamilton - “Man, this has been manipulated, man.”
Michael Masi - “Toto, we went car racing.”

by guif December 21, 2021

Michael Jackson

michael is cool. cooler than YOU

hey dude, stop raggin oh Michael Jackson, he's COOL

by x-wtf September 10, 2006

Michael Jackson

1. The King of Music

2. The Greatest Entertainer Ever Lived

3. Icon of the Century

4. A National Hero

We miss you, Michael Jackson!

by johnson011 July 7, 2009

Michael Stipe

Vocalist for the alternative rock band R.E.M.

His cryptic vocals helped define the band's sound.

He has a very quirky personality.

Michael Stipe has sex with men and women, but refuses to admit that he is gay or bisexual.

by Peppeche January 14, 2008

Michael Phelps

Of or referring to the penis, male genitalia, sperm ("swimmers").

Comes from a play off of the idea that swimmers are like sperm in that they both, swim.

"She gave me a blowjob and then I shot my Michael Phelps all over her face."

"I dropped my pants and she took one look at my Michael Phelps and asked me to marry her."

by formerfatboys February 9, 2009