mexican tapdance

soccer or playing soccer

I drove by the park and there were some people doing the mexican tapdance

by Dave Galawikiz May 10, 2008

mexican stop

The act of driving past any posted stop sign, but without ever coming to a complete stop. Applys to both the acts of slowing down and coasting through and blatantly shooting through an intersection. (It's named such after the origin of the majority of recent immigrants who engage in this dangerous activity most often.)

I almost T-boned a soccer mom today because she pulled a mexican stop at the intersection.

by pjs5 December 11, 2007

Mexican Seatbelt

When three people sit in the back seat of a car, and a fourth lays across all three of their laps. The person laying is the Mexican Seatbelt, and calls "Mexican Seatbelt" upon assuming this position.

"MEXICAN SEATBELT"

"Dude, your elbow is crushing my balls"

by THCidiot July 6, 2009

mexican science

Ancient form of fixing anything by wrapping it with duct tape,adding extra twigs from a dead tree, and squeezing lemon juice all over it. Can also cure cuts and abrasions. If you add hot pepper to it and drink it sans tape and twigs it becomes mexican medicine.

Yo man Crispin cut off his pinky. Nothin Antonio cant cure with some mexican science.

by chapi February 11, 2008

Mexican Gram

Refers to a skimped sac of black tar heroin, normally weighing out to 7/10ths of a gram instead of a whole gram. The reason dealers practice such "Jew behavior" is because heroin addicts will only bitch and moan about being jipped for less than a minute, until they can't stand feeling sick, and thus they'll take what they can get at that time. This doesn't excuse the dealers for their shitty service however, and they should be ashamed for having such poor practice. The only time a Mexican Gram would be remotely acceptable, is if the quality of the heroin is so balls-out amazing, that the users joined "team Nod-Squad" instantaneously after smoking/slamming/snorting/booty-bumping that shit.

My dealer is such a Jew for selling me a Mexican Gram time and time again.

by Pete_from_the_street August 9, 2016

Mexican key

A brick, paper-clip, or lock pick set. Preferrably the brick, since Mexicans can't afford lock pick sets.

We couldn't open the front door, so we used our Mexican key to get in.

by richard/zachary May 4, 2006

mexican pinata

Pretty much a gang bang where a girl is getting hit in the face by several male penis'

A bunch of us got together last night and gave that girl a mexican pinata!

by hopkins and cruz December 30, 2009