Fax machine
you know that thing called a fax machine? oh yea, isn’t it basically the outcome of unprotected sex between a letter and a phone?
Fax machine by Doodle:) February 26, 2020
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the coffee machine
When a sexual partner has to relieve themselves, so the other partner inserts a coffee capsule into their rectum and they slowly drip warm pee.
the coffee machine by Rosie Hyman November 15, 2020
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Drama driven machine
Someone that thinks there should be more respect because nobody respects them, more peace because everyone that knows them gets into fights, more unity because nobody trusts them, and more love because they try to make everyone hate someone else on a regular basis.
The Mouth of the South was a drama driven machine that didn't think she was a part of the reason there was always drama around her.
Drama driven machine by The Original Agahnim June 2, 2021
San fransisco slot machine
when a man cuts his perineum longways to resemble a vagina for the purpose of sexual intercourse, mainly with a MAN!
"then he punched me to the floor, took my trousers off, splayed my legs forcefully and took out a knife and gave me a san fransisco slot machine ill never forget"
San fransisco slot machine by Tim2345 October 3, 2006
Rage Against The Machine
THE BEST ROCK/METAL RAP BAND EVER. A revolutionary band put together by Tom Morello (lead guitarist) and Zach De La Rocha (Lead Singer). They talk about the secrets of government of people. Their best known song is probably 'Killing In The Name Of'. True to their music and actually produce real stuff; pop (poop) fans who don't like them can go suck eggs and are just losers who can't recognise good music.
Rage Fan: Have you heard Killing In The Name Of?
Poop Fan: No. Have you heard never say n..... (loud bang interupts him and he drops abruptly to the floor)
Rage Fan: Don't ever name him or his songs again. No one copares to Rage Against The Machine
Poop Fan: No. Have you heard never say n..... (loud bang interupts him and he drops abruptly to the floor)
Rage Fan: Don't ever name him or his songs again. No one copares to Rage Against The Machine
Rage Against The Machine by Lil' SkreamZ December 18, 2012
Sewing machine
(male variation) typically when one man uses the shaft of his penis to tickle the entire length of another man's penis by quickly tapping with the girth of penis #1 up and down the side of penis #2. This is called a sewing machine for the fast rhythmic pattern used by penis #1, also typicaly noted for making man with penis #2 hum with joy like a sewing machine.
Sometimes a man just needs the sewing machine to run on him for a while. Once you sew you wanna blow.
Sewing machine by Def king 5000 February 27, 2015
gum ball machine
When one person bites the other partners right testicle off and as they swallow are repeatedly hit in the throat as a quarter is inserted past their ovaries. They immediately shit the testicle out at 700 feet per second penetrating a recently dug up dead guys rectum.
Example 1
Guy 1,"Nah dog i'm tired from that gum ball machine Laura gave me last night, I don't wanna do shit."
Example 2
Kittens
Guy 1,"Nah dog i'm tired from that gum ball machine Laura gave me last night, I don't wanna do shit."
Example 2
Kittens
gum ball machine by super-mega-jesus-god-BITCH-HOE May 16, 2010