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The Ketchup Law

The theory that you either have too much ketchup, or not enough. It is rare to "beat" the ketchup law and pour yourself only as much ketchup as you actually need.
"Oh man, I grabbed way too much ketchup for my fries!"

"That's the Ketchup Law, dude."
by Kittenish August 3, 2009
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Foster's Law

All women are bisexual and are only an inhibition lowering device or two away from enjoying this fact.
Tiffany and Jessica proved Foster's Law last night after they both had a cup of the punch and then dragged me upstairs!
by st_gulik October 14, 2011
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Hanson's law

An excuse a socialist or communist, who mistakenly refers to them self as a "liberal", will use when they have been defeated in an argument usually regarding their very twisted and more than obvious un-American ideas.
Commie: "Fighting terrorism only breeds more terrorists."

American: "You've got to be the biggest piece of shit I've ever met. Stop bringing this country down when its find men and women are dying to protect your worthless ass."
by TheRealHanson September 17, 2005
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Jude Law

Generally good actor, flopped a bit in Alfie but it was a shite movie anyway so he didnt have a lot to work with. cheated on sienna miller, fiancee, with the nanny.
yeh ok, he is quite cute too
by Sarah Deee August 11, 2005
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law of the jungle

Survival of the fittest (or biggest and baddest). Basically, what liberals are scared shit of.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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man law

only the most powerful set of rules ever devised by the human race...ever

MAN LAW!
all hail man god!!!!!

MAN LAW!!!!
by man god August 31, 2007
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Kike's law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a kike mentioning the holocaust increases.
As long as (((they))) exist so will Kike's law
by AnonDoxy January 21, 2023
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