dylan johnson

A person who is the best at everything they does and has unlimited rizz

that man is a dylan johnson

by laxbro13123 October 6, 2022

tylen brethett-johnson

hes gay hes in love with me

tylen brethett-johnson is gay

by malakai duong is here January 23, 2019

Pencil Johnson

'Pencil Johnson' is a new term that surfaced on the streets of Las Vegas, and it means: Shoving a crack pipe down your scrotum.

"Yo man I just Pencil Johnson'd myself last night, that shit was lit" - Some crack user.

by Pencil J. January 7, 2025

Ryan Kurt Johnson

Ryan Kurt Johnson is the newest member of (NIGHTLY TV) and he's helped direct some shows and he's going to direct new shows on (NIGHTLY TV)

Twitter: rkjohnsonbear08
Insta: rjcooldood90
Ryan Kurt Johnson socials

by ewgrosspeople08 June 1, 2021

Sigma Johnson

Sigma Johnson; an almighty, all knowing, omnipotent being

Woah dude, did you hear about that Sigma Johnson that gooned in ohio??

by Cock sucker 37 January 24, 2025

Johnson Boys

A group of mexicans trying to skate like a pro.

Boy: Did you see the Johnson boys today?
Girl: Yeah they think they can skate, but there a bunch of fake ass beaners.

by jgggggg76yhvghfvgvhvhvh February 21, 2009

spaco johnson

1. British Military slang for a person who did something stupid that resulted in the delay or cancellation of something important. Also known as a space cadet in some circles.

Dave: 'Shit I forgot my passport. Its at home 500 miles away'
Tony: 'Now we will miss our flight!'
Dave 'I know, I'm a complete Spaco Johnson!'

by captianstabber May 20, 2014