by Gay boo April 12, 2020
Get the Sexy bedmug. A metaphor
by CreationTail July 21, 2023
Get the Let the bed bugs bitemug. When your man TRIES to discretely jack-off next to you in bed, thinking you're fast asleep, when in all reality, your laying there quietly, as the mattress gently, yet distinctly begins to bounce slightly, then more and more rapidly until he finally gets it done or until you kindly ask if he would like some help.
by posterpoker13 January 29, 2016
Get the jack-in-the-bedmug. Cook bacon, wait for grease to cool then use as lube. Just as you're about to ejaculate put your dick in her mouth giving her bacon flavour semen.
by kcdawg May 7, 2016
Get the breakfast in bedmug. by Sabrina's_ LA Juno_Pose November 20, 2024
Get the bed chemmug. When you can’t sleep at night because of some type of discomfort. Similar frustrations to blue balls.
by Blue_bed February 10, 2018
Get the Blue bedmug. When someone (or your dog) is lying in bed, usually on their side, throwing a dramatic side eye — typically out of pettiness, judgment, fake sleep, or pure drama. Most often seen in memes, TikToks, or when you’re pretending to sleep but still watching the chaos unfold.
Synonyms:
Passive-aggressive rest, bedtime shade, horizontal judgment
Antonym:
Guten Morgan
Synonyms:
Passive-aggressive rest, bedtime shade, horizontal judgment
Antonym:
Guten Morgan
“I wasn’t even mad, I just hit her with the side eye bed pose and rolled over.”
“Caught my man doing the side eye bed pose because I watched the show without him.”
“Caught my man doing the side eye bed pose because I watched the show without him.”
by Aoxomoxoa317 August 6, 2025
Get the Side Eye Bed Posemug.