hot teacher

a teacher who is so god damn hot you just want to date her until you realize she is way out of your league.

12 year old:"you know MS.IEZZI"
friend:"yeah"
12 year old:"i just want to bang her and date her"
12 year old:"only thing she's married and is out of my league"
friend:"why do hot teachers have to be out of our league?"
12 year old:"word"

by nintengeek May 2, 2011

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Hot Eddy

When a male and his female are laying together under the blankets, the male farts, then shakes the blanket - resulting in the fart wafting up towards the female. Opposite of a dutch oven.

Colin straight hit that bitch with a hot eddy , i heard her scream from the other room.

by 1206bdawg December 17, 2020

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Hot Zito

1. noun. A much needed manual stimulation of the inner vaginal walls. 2. A pussy massage.

Damn, Allie is really uptight today, someone should really give her a Hot Zito to calm her down.

by OneHotZito July 31, 2017

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Hot Panning

Entering a recently vacated toilet cubical with a warm toilet seat.

Thom: "God I hate hot panning. As usual there were no toilets free so I had to hot pan the throne, big beast of man had just came out, it smelled like sulphur and the seat was on fire."

by Bobsyouruncle August 2, 2012

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Gabe Hot

A woman who makes herself noticeably available while under the influence of two or more substances and may be slightly better than average looking.

When I sobered up, I realized she was only Gabe Hot.

by TheGov December 18, 2022

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Hot Bill

Similar to a Hot Carl, in that you put seran wrap over someone's face and take a dump on it...however, the dumper spends the previous evening eating a large amount of old moldy fruit (primarily strawberries) for maximum effect...

Steve ate nothing but moldy strawberries all last night, and woke me up with the most amazing Hot Bill this morning....

by Serialcarpins August 30, 2009

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