Goosefat

Oozing nonsense spouted by sleazebags in positions of authority

- Sepp Blatter is the king of goosefat.

- Blatter lathers on the goosefat again
Example of goosefat: "Let the women play in more feminine clothes like they do in volleyball. They could, for example, have tighter shorts."

by FightingNarwhal October 5, 2013

goosed ya

To pinch someone's butt unexpectedly.

Ex. I goosed ya! No goose backs.

by JodaWS November 27, 2013

goosebro

When there is more than one gooseberry on a couple's date.

I'm going out for dinner with Mike and Sarah, but it's ok, Jason is coming so he can be my goosebro

by G43D January 27, 2014

goose plucker

A man who masturbates in public

My goose plucker of a brother got caught outside walmart

by DJ smilyface March 15, 2015

Goosed

To drink too much Goose Island beer in a short amount of time.

I got so goosed last night!

by ocgrad01 April 19, 2016

Goosed

Becoming drunk by drinking too much Goose Island beer.

Dan got so goosed last night.

by ocgrad01 April 22, 2016

goose taco

Someone who acts so silly but tries to be professional at the same time

"Hey man what's going on?"

"Nothing, arguing with my girl about formal wear, she thinks short shorts are formal.."
"Still?!...man evie is a goose taco"

by Tonytony666 May 27, 2016