ethan eastwood

a complete cunt

ethan eastwood eats shit and poo cause hes gay

by wehateethaneastwood September 30, 2014

ethan jewell

an amazing poet/singer songwriter that speaks on issues from mental health to heart break. rose to fame on tiktok and has created an amazing platform. he also has luscious long hair that frames his face perfectly and he's beautiful inside and out

i simp so bad for ethan jewell

by no one specific August 25, 2021

Ethan Selby

Great guy, just an all round solid chap

That guy is a proper Ethan Selby

by BbiggusDickus June 22, 2019

Pulling an Ethan

When one plays a solo in a jazz song that contains only one note over and over again, though said person is actually a very good instrumentalist.

Guy 1: Dude, nice 16-bar solo in which you played a B flat in eighth notes the whole time!

Guy 2: Yeah, I was pulling an Ethan!

by babypowderperfume November 22, 2011

ethan smith

a jerk that every girl wants but gets heart broken

Allie: whats his name?
Ashlynn: Ethan Smith
Allie: probably his mom named him that because he is a jerk.

by Ashlynn Schewe February 28, 2017

Ethan John

Name of a child who's typically raped by his dad

Ethan John sucks dai John's cock

by Yo_Mamma123 May 17, 2016

Ethan Moment

A moment where Ethan for some unknown reason brought his burrito into the school bathroom, only to then drop it on the floor

Ethan: oh no! I’ve dropped my burrito in the bathroom!
Everyone: This is a certified Ethan Moment

by Mr. Will618 March 9, 2021