ed ball

when someone is acting retarded when its so simple

"Click the login button"
"Where?"
"U fucking ed ball"

by ew6 March 17, 2023

Ed

definition for : eating disorder

there are many types of Ed but the main ones are: anorexia and bulimia
You can also have: orthorexia, merycism, muscular dysmorphia, etc.
be aware that any gender can have an eating disorder, and if you think you have it you have to talk about it!! I believe you and you’re valide

Tw : this edit contains discussions of ED

by Skmvsp April 25, 2022

Ed Sheeran

Ed Sheeran can pass as grass.

Ed Sheeran photo, cool! WAIT HIS FACE IS THE GRASS?!

by Urmomofgwdfiuwu July 8, 2022

Chung ed

A "Chung ed" is a joint with a big head probably rolled with a l plate

"Yo do u wanna go bun a Chung ed?"
"Yea calm"

by Ashy ashy ash September 12, 2018

EDS

Sufferers often report having visions of Elon murdering their cats, and implanting chips into the brains of the writers of Huffpo. They used to like free speech, until he bought Twitter. They used to like electric cars, until... he bought Twitter. Elon lives in their heads rent-free, and there's nothing that he does that isn't above suspicion of right-wing conspiracy.

Hey, did you see the dual, simultaneous landing of Spacex rockets yesterday?

Mrmrmrmr, hate speech mrmrmr. Why would I want to drive a bluhhhh meh bubububb from a rich moron like that? Bluuuuuuh! Hate speech. Muskrat antivaxxer!

Dude, you should get that EDS checked.

by peksa January 30, 2024

Ed Sheeran

hot bestie<3 shawty please marry me/j

My bestie is Ed Sheeran

by Moth<3 March 28, 2021

ed sheeran phobia

being scared of ed sheeran, you see Ed in everyone who has red hair, usually is manifested with #edsheeean.

ed sheeran phobia:
you see a person with red hair
your friend: look a ginger head

you: *scream* #scary #afraid #edsheeran

by eggsheeran August 28, 2021