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my dude

hey my dude, wanna bang?
by blocks June 8, 2020
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Dude Hopping

When a guy meets another dude and hangs out with that dude as much as possible for the next couple weeks, then randomly stops hanging with them and hops to the next dude. There is no loving or homosexuality about these dude, just a slight bromance
In the span of three months, he has been dude hopping and got to at least four different guys
by ezllek December 30, 2011
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Kiss Dudes

Tom: "Dude that shirt is burnt."

Chris: "You know what, kiss dudes!"
by Jimbo_Slice1468 May 12, 2010
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"Dude" translations

What each of da five super-cool "non-verbose" twenty-somethings in da iconic "five full super-size cups of coffee and approaching a railroad track" Ford Focus commercial was meaning by their each just saying the word "Dude" once.
"Dude" translations (zheesh --- just one single word can speak volumes, eh???):
First "Dude": "Be a schuper schweet pal and hold my coffee for me so that I can drive."
Second "Dude": "Ummmm... there's a railroads track comin' up --- I think you'll want to slow down so that we don't all get coffee-showers...?"
Third "Dude": "There's a RAILROAD TRACK coming up --- remember that ya gots FOUR OTHERS in da car here b'sides yerself who would greatly prefer not to have coffee-soaked work-outfits, thank you very much!"
Fourth "Dude": "We all have these humongous brim-full cups of joe back here --- there is nothing we can do to avoid spilling them all over your nice new seats if we hit a bump too hard!"
Fifth "Dude": "Don't say we didn't warn ya --- unavoidable brown-liquid tidal-waves impending!"
Driver's slightly-irritated "Dudes": "Honestly, friends --- doncha think that I as da driver know what I'm doing?! Chill out, people --- it's cool --- we're ALL cool! We're five of da coolest 'dudes' on da road right now!"
Final triumphant "Duuudesss!": "Wow --- you were right --- we DIDN'T hafta worry! Never spilled a drop --- amazing! --- here we were all gettin' majorly spazzed out fer nuthin'!" :D
by QuacksO July 10, 2018
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true dude

Gutter snipe who congregate at Hooters Tuesday nights, after band practice, in Asheville.
"True dude tuesdays, brah."
by bad_brainssssss January 2, 2008
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dude ranch

A random (unknown or less than acquaintance level) masculine-identifying person who is a little dumb/who you actively or passively do not respect.
This dude ranch on Grindr won't shut up about wanting to fuck me without a condom even though I explicitly said "barriers only" in my bio. Fuck that guy!
by goodwheat January 28, 2023
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