dave_kidney

someone who is obsessed with feetl0ver101

feetl0ver101:hey dave_kidney

dave_kidney: yea?
feetl0ver101:why are you obsessed with me
dave_kidney: Idk

by feetl0ver101 July 23, 2021

Dave

Caring loving sweet responsible

Dave is a caring loving son to his family and a sweet partner, a responsible son too.

by anonymous October 19, 2021

Dave Parky

Parky is an enlarged chap who likes to think he’s hard as fuck! Goes from job to job quite a lot drives buses and coaches.

He knocks about with two other fatties “Ste with the gout knees” and “monotone Eddie” both too are fuckwhits who think are funny.

Last Christmas 2020 Parky and Hill both came up with a plan to sell knock off headphones “AirPods” to their colleagues for 50 notes a piece, saying they was off the back of a lorry 😅 bad news for them is that half of them didn’t work and decided after a while that Parky would do a runner and fled the scene of a crime!

Don’t trust these three men as you’d find your arsehole to be widened and gaping and maybe slightly bleeding.

Parky drives a shitty vectra and his side kick Hill drives a BMW

Stay away from these individuals

Hey Dave Parky how do I get a sore arsehole?

by Keepguessingwhoiambitches October 27, 2021

davegrohlememe

The best Instagram page to ever happen

“Hey, what’s your favourite Instagram page?”

“Davegrohlememe, obviously”

by eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedaneee October 28, 2021

Dave day

This is the day dedicated to a man named dave that changed all our lives. He will not be forgotten. He was dave, he always will be dave, dave will not be forgotten. He was an English man, some may even say the daviest an English man could get!

At 10 pm (GMT) we will take a moment of silence for his disappearance.

"Now it's time for a moment for silence, to remember dave, this dave day."

by Maddmann(E) October 29, 2021

Dave

Someone who you call for help. A person that wants to solve your problems. Usually a Karen's counterpart.

"Dave, get over here and help me out" said to someone not named Dave.
Did you hear that Karen complaining, and that Dave beside here trying to solve all her problems and calm her down.

"Step up Dave" Said to someone that needs to do something for them self.

by StepOFFGeorge32 November 3, 2021

Dave

A term used to describe fans of midget porn, who like to crack one out whilst munching on scotch flavor crinkle creams. They are often good at making average cups of tea and capable of washing pots although they don’t enjoy it. Mostly shit cooks, but enjoy a good roast made my Mum preferably chicken. They like spice and will lash the chili sauce on a kebab. In there youth they have 20/20 vision but eyesight can often deteriorate as they age due to squinting whilst trying to see the midget porn on their mobile phone screens.

AJ: what kind of porn do you watch?
KT: I’m a Dave, can’t you tell by my need for glasses.

by Mathsbot November 4, 2021