When your paranoia that might or might not have already exited has gone from 1 to 100 due to COV19/Coronavirus and covidiots who are our before it’s safe. And the fact that this looks like a never ending story and with no light at the end of the tunnel makes you wonder what life is and who you are. Time for some mental health. Also stop reading/watching the news.
Yo I’m definitely covparanoid! The masks, the gloves, the covidiots.. not helping. This Covparanoia is real yo!
Eeyyyy I need to re-read uncle Charla’s books to get some mental health!
Eeyyyy I need to re-read uncle Charla’s books to get some mental health!
by 50ft Pchs May 4, 2020
Get the Covparanoid mug.coomcel is an extremely promiscuous person who lacks any standard for having sex. This leads to this amount of sex having no value, this person ends up being something like an incel who only has sex thanks to his lack of judgment. It´s also refferred as "Jellyfish coomer". This term was coined by Infrared's show streamer Haz.
by sunnbather May 26, 2021
Get the coomcel mug.The greatest war... caused by Master Roshi's favorite thot who, planned to sacrifice herself In order to destroy Roshi's Coochie Empire and overthrow him from being King of the Coochie.
Story told by Roshi DevilArtemis Universe
"There I was back to back with Jesus. Bible in my right hand machine gun in the left. Ready to bless these unholy thots with the divine sauce. I ran out of ammo so I yelled across the orphanage Jesus I need a melee weapon. Never in my life have I seen a Mexican throw a sandal so fast in my life. 657 prostitutes fell that day to the holy sandal of Mexican Jesus. That day went down in history as The Great Coochie wars"
Story told by Roshi DevilArtemis Universe
"There I was back to back with Jesus. Bible in my right hand machine gun in the left. Ready to bless these unholy thots with the divine sauce. I ran out of ammo so I yelled across the orphanage Jesus I need a melee weapon. Never in my life have I seen a Mexican throw a sandal so fast in my life. 657 prostitutes fell that day to the holy sandal of Mexican Jesus. That day went down in history as The Great Coochie wars"
by NarrowCobra May 3, 2021
Get the The Great Coochie Wars mug.Dunbartonshire Complex means having that state of mind thinking association with or living with people from Dunbartonshire, Scotland makes one dumb.
by Cyclonetrading July 6, 2021
Get the Dunbartonshire Complex mug.A rare disease that targets less than five percent of the world population. This disease isn't easily spotted and flares up occasionally with physical signs sometimes showing. Awareness for this disease has increased substantially in 2020 with the support of famous twitch streamers-more specifically by the twitch streamer SteveSuptic. This disease can elevate to stage two-CCOTC, and is a serious matter. The disease is short for corn on the cob and if you have read this far, it is a made up disease with the previous description as the false description Steve has created. COTC is a bit he does to new players that join his lobbies. Corn on the cob might not be so serious, but candy corn on the cob is no laughing matter.
Steve: I couldn't focus on the round because of my COTC
Rando: Im so sorry. Try to take it easy.
Steve: I'll try but my COTC is really flaring up right now.
Rando: I'm really sorry. I don't know what COTC is but I hope you're ok
Steve: Do you really not know what COTC is?
Rando: I don't, sorry. What is it?
Steve: .... Are you serious? You're joking right? *chuckle*
Rando: ...
Steve: .... *sad tone* oh, you really don't know... *silence
Rando: ...
Steve: It's short for corn on the cob.
Rando: Im so sorry. Try to take it easy.
Steve: I'll try but my COTC is really flaring up right now.
Rando: I'm really sorry. I don't know what COTC is but I hope you're ok
Steve: Do you really not know what COTC is?
Rando: I don't, sorry. What is it?
Steve: .... Are you serious? You're joking right? *chuckle*
Rando: ...
Steve: .... *sad tone* oh, you really don't know... *silence
Rando: ...
Steve: It's short for corn on the cob.
by COTCsurvivor December 20, 2020
Get the COTC mug.A man who has powers of seducing women using chat-up-lines. Not one line the same "Ryan Cowell" - has a line for every woman he meets (with a 98.4% success rate).
Most recent works include -
Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend (Scored with Veronica)
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material. (Scored with Rebecca)
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you. (Scored with Trisha)
along with his famous:
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? (Tracey, Alex, Laura, Mel)
A Ryan Cowell is someone fathers fears, he is a master of the hidden arts of pick-up and loves a good fuck!
Most recent works include -
Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend (Scored with Veronica)
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material. (Scored with Rebecca)
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you. (Scored with Trisha)
along with his famous:
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? (Tracey, Alex, Laura, Mel)
A Ryan Cowell is someone fathers fears, he is a master of the hidden arts of pick-up and loves a good fuck!
Jayne: I pulled this guy last night and he told me I remind him of a magnet, because I keep attracting him over here!
Laura: That's a proper Ryan Cowell.
Laura: That's a proper Ryan Cowell.
by CannabisKings March 28, 2019
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