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booze cleanse

Similar to Juice Cleanse but with alcohol, drank to the point where all previously eaten meals are vomited out of the body, thus cleansing it. Usually conducted during the weekend or, occasionally, during a family reunion.
Man, i guess i got too much turkey.. Might as well just booze cleanse til dessert arrives.
by vlsn September 28, 2017
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Cleaning out the car

Aidan: "knock" knock"

Laura: "what"
Aidan:" what are you doing"
Laura:" cleaning out the car"
Aidan:" in the bathroom?"
by JuyaC March 24, 2017
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Cleaning

The thing you’re probably supposed to be doing right now. You would usually hire an illegally immigrated over friendly Mexican woman to do it, but you’re broke.
Man I hate cleaning. Can I borrow some money to hire a cleaning lady?
by Rufusruckus November 2, 2017
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death cleaning

Removing (especially junk) items from basements, attics, etc., prior to your death so your heirs will not have to deal with this task.
I'm so happy that my parents finally started death cleaning their basement this weekend.
by ultralamefest November 7, 2017
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clean

i will not give up watching porn as long as i'm still clean.
by jethraw November 16, 2017
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Clean log

The act of excreating a turd so cleanly no wiping is required
Guy:I just had the fattest clean log dude
Guy2: dats grim fam
by Clean log November 17, 2017
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clean

i ain't giving up watching porn as long as i'm still clean.
by jethraw November 18, 2017
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