cheese twt

best part of twitter where there are chaotic people who obsess over cheese, toes, and books

cheese twt is coming to end book twt!

by cheesemallow April 26, 2020

cheese puff

to place one's mouth over the butthole and blow a short, powerful blast of air into the anus.

my rusty trombone was immediately followed by a cheese puff.

by gsodthecluck July 24, 2009

butt cheese

The pasty accumulation of farts in your underwear.

I gotta wipe the butt cheese from my crack before it makes a skid mark on my underwear.

by Uncle Stinky May 7, 2004

cheesed off

to express frustration

arg, im so cheesed off with this version of pacman, i can never eat that darned strawberry in time.

by beangirl March 6, 2007

Ass Cheese

A foul smelling mixture of dead skin cells, dirt, sweat and shit seepage from one's asshole, collecting in the ass crack.

I would have let Sara give me a rimjob, but my crack was full of ass cheese because I hadn't showered for days.

by sirvancealott October 17, 2005

Pork and Cheese

Cockney Rhyming Slang (UK) for "Portuguese". NOT a derogatory term unless used with another word(s). For example, "check out that fucking pork 'n' cheese wanker!"

There are a lot of Pork 'n' Cheese living over here these days.

by Robbo March 15, 2005

cheese sandwich

Defines the plain and unexciting, based on the perceived dullness of an actual cheese sandwich. Often used in a relationship sense - i.e. a male/female who may be underachieving in terms of the attractiveness of their partner. In a more simple form, can be used by self-styled playas to question the excitement factor of committed, long-term relationships in general.

1. "Man, your girlfriend's ass is the size of Montana and her skin is the shade of newly fallen snow. Don't you get sick of eatin' that cheese sandwich?"

2. "I can't commit to her or anyone. I don't wanna be munchin' on a cheese sandwich for the rest of my life."

by Lazarus Ciccone September 21, 2005