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Bump Off

Bump off bitches, I didn't touch your kangaroo!
by Bunko Girls May 16, 2008
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ball bumper

man your ball bumper sure is thick
by gregory5579 July 10, 2006
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booty bump

When you administer a drug intramuscularly through the gluteus maximus muscle also known as the buttox.
I just booty bumped my girlfriend with some ketamine.
by Coaster_FTW May 23, 2009
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country bumpkin

big bellied, long haired, untrimmed bearded, fat-so that works at a factory 1/2 the year, laid off the rest of the time. Spends his evenings eating dinner on a TV tray watching TV in the front room. His unemployed wife's 3 kids, with 3 different daddies, eating dinner with their hands in the kitchen. Leaving the dirty dishes to pile up in the sink until they run out, or until she has time to rinse them off. Has many rusty vehicles surrounding the house, but only one runs.
by zookeeper January 14, 2005
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bumper cunt

Similar to a FUPA or Gunt, in that a large sack of fat is present in the upper genital area, however a Bumper Cunt is present only when the FUPA is shaped more like a car bumper in that it is exceptionally short from top to bottom, but very wide from buttocks to pubic area. An extereme FUPA. Similar in shape to a skin draped shelf.
Yo! That bitch ain't got no regular FUPA, shes got a fuckin' bumper cunt!

She knocked over the vase with her huge bumper cunt
by Retem Nad August 18, 2006
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speed bump

You are hitting on the real knockout of a chick at Bar and as always there this one chick (speed bump) that gets in your way to cockblock.
I probably could have picked up this babe but she was with her girlfriend usually the overweight or heavy set (can be a boyfriend as well) and each time I put on the gas I had her speed bump in the way.
by earjacker September 23, 2008
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rusty bumper

When you have anal sex right after someone takes a shit and doesnt wipe.
My girlfriend just took a shit but she was so horny she let me have her rusty bumper.
by bryceb476 April 7, 2015
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