Breakfast

The first meal of the day, commonly had in the morning.
A: “Had breakfast at 2pm today”

B: “that is unconventionally late, but if it was the first meal that you had that day it is technically breakfast I guess”
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Something that nobody ever seems to eat, and people go on to brag about not having it for some reason that eludes the rest of us.
Person A: “LOL I didn’t have breakfast this morning! All I’ve had to eat today is a glob if toothpaste and two nickels HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!”
Person B: “R u ok?”
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This history test is about to bebreakfast!
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Breakfast

Strictly, the first meal of the day, even when not eaten in the morning.

Derived from the words break and fast. In this case, to break the fast between the last meal of the previous day and the first meal of the current day.
Joe: I'm eating breakfast.

Jane: It's 6PM. The sun is going down.

Joe: I haven't eaten today. I'm breaking a fast.

Jane: I'm leaving you.
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Hym "Breakfast does not change what I am going to do. Lying to my family is not going to save you."
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To have a shot of meth
It’s time for breakfast “ and the clock reads 4:20pm
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Delicious Breakfast

When you serve an unsuspecting person a bowl of Cocoa Pebbles that has some small, similar shaped rabbit poops mixed in.
My friend Dan stopped over to trade some baseball cards. I gave him a nice delicious breakfast before trading.
by Hard Hat Harold September 03, 2019
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