Breakfast in bed

Put an egg in someone's asshole, then fuck them so hard you scramble the egg. Enjoy the meal after.

Jared said he would make me breakfast in bed, I want eggs.

by HS----8 March 11, 2017

calamari breakfast

when you love something so much you'd eat it for calamari breakfast

Wow, I love those boots! I'd eat them for calamari breakfast.

by feliciaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 17, 2017

Breakfast House

The term used to describe dance music that is buttery, smooth and very satisfying.

Did you see the line up for that music festival? It's stacked with the best Breakfast House Djs!

by DrFozz June 27, 2016

21st Century Breakfast

Nothing.

Alex always starts his day with a 21st Century Breakfast. It's clean, fast, and completely free!

by The Average Sad Man May 21, 2016

breakfast in bed

Cook bacon, wait for grease to cool then use as lube. Just as you're about to ejaculate put your dick in her mouth giving her bacon flavour semen.

She says I never do anything romantic so I decide to give her breakfast in bed

by kcdawg May 7, 2016

breakfast wine

The wine on your nightstand that is leftover from the night before.

That breakfast wine was so good.

by Nick02807 August 10, 2016

cambodian breakfast

The act of cracking an egg in a girl's vagina, and fucking her with such force that it scrambles the egg.

Totally gave my chick a Cambodian Breakfast last night. It was delicious.

by youdontmesswithme July 31, 2016