Free the bong

When you have too much weed in a bong so you have to put it on the table to save yourself and your group from eminent death. Once a bong is freed it is available for anyone to pick up and light.

Stoner 1: I’m way too high bro, I gotta free the bong.
Stoner 2: Agreed, I’m stoned as fuck too.

by Ktayah February 3, 2018

angry bong

a person who hits a bong so hard that the water sound is TOO LOUD to bear. a man that sits around in his house, complaining about everyone else and all the while should look in the mirror. usually a very overweight guy.

"mark is being an angry bong"

"what do you mean?"
"he is complaining about everyone else and making loud bong sounds"

by debidarlin May 28, 2019

Bong Rips

The act of holding a lighter under someone’s balls while simultaneously performing fellatio.

Hey man you hear about Matt he’s into weird shit like Bong Rips

by Bardockhazar June 2, 2021

bong

1giiiiiiina’s man

2to bang (to fuck)

bruhhh i wanna bong, giiiiina’s man!!!!🤭

by giiina August 5, 2019

Bong-bong

keep away from or stop oneself from doing, avoiding from something.

Jeffrey: Pre, papasok ka ba bukas?
Mark: Nako pre, Bong-bong muna ako bukas, may recitation daw kase sa taxation.

by anonymous March 23, 2022

Bong enema

Using a bong that would typically be used to smoke cannabis to perform an enema by removing the bowl, running water through the mouthpiece by holding it up against a faucet and pressing the joint up against the anus causing the intestines to rapidly fill with water.

After my husband told me he wants to do anal with me instead of the dog this time, I had to resort to a bong enema because I have no douche but everyone and yes I mean everyone has a bong.

by 36368876 July 6, 2023

bong accessories

shiny things like pink handcuffs, diamond lighter folding knives, camoflage leashes, abrasive jewellery andsemiprecious and precious rings, etcetera.

where are my bong accessories! i put them over there, they moved.

by Cody5050 December 9, 2020