bong fetish

when you have a fetish where you want to turn a person into living bong. you shove weed up someone's ass, fill their stomach with water. then you light the weed that is shoved up their ass and you shove your mouth into their mouth and you inhale. the weed smoke goes through the intestines then gets filtered in the stomach filled with water and you inhale nice filtered weed smoke

person1: "hey i heard you turned your girlfriend into a bong, is that true?"
person2: "yeah, i have a bong fetish."

by Mrpillowman March 15, 2024

bong-bombed

To smoke so much weed you reach the point of intolerance.

Anybody seen Jake?

Man he bong-bombed, he's passed out on the lawn.

by Crass&sass January 25, 2017

bong ting wah

a blond yet demented version of a barbie doll who lies alot but is generally nice. likes the fashion lable billabong

"wow that girl looked like a demented barbie"
"yh she's such a bong ting wah"

by blond4eva October 26, 2008

Bong Rips

The act of holding a lighter under someone’s balls while simultaneously performing fellatio.

Hey man you hear about Matt he’s into weird shit like Bong Rips

by Bardockhazar June 02, 2021

fake bong

A makeshift bong that beginners and or cheap/lazy people make to smoke weed.

donald trump: hey man nice fake bong.

bernie sanders: Thanks i made it my self.

donald trump: I know.

by badfish_XL May 06, 2016

bong shaman

this person is what happens when you mix recreational drugs and pseudoscience. either likes to talk about "the dmt dimension" despite never having done dmt or will not shut up about their favorite drug related anecdote. likes to appropriate spiritual concepts from indigenous and/or eastern cultures.

you're not an "enlightened guru", you're just a bong shaman.

by SmashTheState January 10, 2025

Coochie Bong

When you burn a severed coochie in a Bong and inhale the contents.

Bruh, I ripped a fat load on that coochie bong

by ButchHarper September 12, 2020