Marvel Boner

Getting an erection before, during and after watching “Avengers - Infinity War” and keeping it hard by rewatchng all Marvel movies just to go see the movie again.
Dude! I’m so stoked to go see the new Avengers movie “Avengers - Infinity wars” that I’ve had a Marvel Boner for days! Let’s go watch it, you’ll see what I mean!
by Toonis April 27, 2018
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Memory boner

The sudden rush of memories pertaining to ones original thought that was previously lost which brings joy and euphoria
Colton: oh man what were talking about, I'm slow and can't remember

G: not sure friend

Colton: Now I know! Memory Boner! It was my chickens and peacocks
by The fuz August 24, 2012
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boner train

the medical miracle that describes the synchronization of many men's erections stimulated by a non-sexual event
Is there a boner train going on right now? I can see a few pairs of tight pants?
by whoisgary November 14, 2016
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Weird Boner

The instance where a person gets an erection figuratively or literally over an unusual circumstance or over a fictional character
The other day when I watched Return of the Jedi, Slave Leia gave me a weird boner. -or- That prime rib I ate was so delicious, it gave me a weird boner.
by Wade Poole July 23, 2018
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boner monkey

A little puddle of semen that hangs off your erect penis
I forgot to use tissues while masturbating so I had a boner monkey
by OppaiSenpai January 02, 2017
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Cement Boner

When you have a boner for so long that it becomes so hard that it could crack the pavement on the sidewalk if you fell down
Hold on man, let this cement boner die down, then I'll play ball
by kevro February 12, 2015
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Flash-Boner

A boner that arises immediately from the presence of a really hot chick or some female body parts on serious display.
"Jessica walked in wearing a thong and a push-up bra and immediately I had a flash-boner."
by Dan_07 October 26, 2011
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