Railroad Boner

A model train hobbyist who gets an erection to a train passing through a tunnel.

Tony was working on the railroad when a train came through the tunnel causing him to achieve a railroad boner.

by Railfan22 February 8, 2023

Nerd Boner

A nerdy attraction to a game or comic

Yo, I have such a nerd boner for the new Monster Hunter game

by Purest Dragon December 15, 2017

Boner language

The ability to tell if someone has a boner, just by their awkward actions and gestures.

A: "That kid has a boner."
B: "How can you tell?"

A: "I read his boner language."

by AWitBaybay July 10, 2011

boner ghost

When one lays a tissue over their erect penis and proceeds to fly it about the room in a ghostly manner

George had a cracking time seducing Joe with the antics of his boner ghost.

by meldon888 December 5, 2015

Loner Boner

A loner boner is when you get a boner/masturbate to fictional characters because you're lonely and don't have anyone in real life

Guy 1 "Bro, I was playing Persona 5 the other day, and got a boner when i saw Futaba."
Guy 2 "Damn, i thought you said you had a girlfriend."
Guy 1 "I do."
Guy 2 "Then why did you get a loner boner?"
Guy 1 "¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

by visherin March 6, 2020

Rubik's Boner

Solving a Rubik's cube, resulting in an adrenalin induced boner. Like, a rock hard boner. One that could chop down a tree.

He problem solved himself into a rubik's boner

by BeerPenguin May 19, 2018

Loot boner

That feeling of ecstasy when nabbing the sweet sweet loot in a game and then bragging about it on comms to all your team mates who are probably pissed at having to cover your ass for delaying them.

Specifically Nav and James.

I got me a Loot boner.
OoooOOOOoooooh! Loot... boner!

by KFC_anon February 8, 2018