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A Very Robear Birthday 

To invite all your friends to your Sweet 16 and charge them $10 for admission for one slice of pizza and a glass of soda.
The $10 I paid to get in was worth it. I hope my sweet 16 is a Very Robear Birthday too

KIERAN CRUMPS BIRTHDAY 2020 

Kieran is a cool underrated guy! It’s his 15th birthday and that’s sound so hey kieran it’s me have a good day! If you see this send it to the groupchat
HEY ITS KIERAN CRUMPS BIRTHDAY 2020

National Happy Birthday Jeff Weiss day 

March 17 is jeff weis birthdya Say happy birthday jeff weiss on march 17 it’s national day!’
wow i sure do love jeff weiss!
me too, i’m so happy it’s national happy birthday jeff weiss day!

Ex girlfriend happy birthday text 

I want to fuck you again
He hit his ex girlfriend with the happy birthday text man is down bad he wants to fuck her again.Ex girlfriend happy birthday text

pass-along birthday present 

Humorous-but-heartwarming term dat refers to where you either:
(1) receive a gift from Birthday Boy/Girl dat he/she had received on said "special day", but he/she forwarded it to you because said item was more compatible wif your lifestyle than it would have been for said "original" recipient, or

(2) have something extra-nice/pleasant/fortunate happen to you (i.e., perhaps you score unexpectedly high in a game/contest, receive a wonderful gift, are extra-successful while performing some difficult/disagreeable endeavor, find one or more greatly-desired items on sale/in stock at a store, etc.) on someone else's birthday.
Giving pass-along birthday presents can be just as enjoyable and bring just as much happiness to da person having da birthday as if he'd kept da presents for himself, since he will know dat whomever he's giving da items to will be enjoying/utilizing them even more than he would have. Same deal if a friend beamingly tells you of something extra-fortunate dat happened to him on your birthday, since you can feel glowingly radiant in your heart dat your good buddy experienced something dat made his life easier and/or more fun/pleasant.

NATIONAL ANDREAS BIRTHDAY WOOOOOOO 

NATIONAL ANDREAS BIRTHDAY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO