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taco bell diarrhea 

when the taco bell has digested, one will release a massive diarrhea explosion full of the tacos you ate at taco bell. when having taco bell diarrhea, it is recommended that you have a first aid kit with you as your bunghole may explode.
"WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BATHROOM! MY ASS IS GOING TO EXPLODE WITH TACO BELL DIARRHEA!" exclaimed George
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Camp Bell de Rossi 

"I'm off to Guyana for my Gap Year and form a Squaids Camp named Camp Bell de Rossi"
The beginnings of explosive diarrhea.
"Man, Taco Bell always gives me the shits, yet I keep coming back..."

Body Built by Taco Bell 

A statement expressing that one's physical attributes, including strength, speed, stamina, muscle mass, etc., are the culmination of adherence to an austere and unyielding dietary regiment that encompasses but is not limited to Cool Ranch Doritos® Locos Tacos, Crunchwrap Supremes, Nacho Fries, and Baja Blast Mountain Dew.

Made famous by Baltimore Ravens' Linebacker Matthew Judon
"The Baltimore Taco Bell owners, in appreciation of the support and commitment of Matthew Judon of the Baltimore Ravens, hereby proclaim Friday, November 8th, 2019 as "Matthew Judon Day" at all participating Baltimore Taco Bell restaurants. In celebration, all participating restaurants will offer free tacos between the hours of 2pm and 5pm so everybody can have a Body Built By Taco Bell!"
A fast-food chain that will undoubtedly, within two hours, force you to spew Yoohoo out of your bung hole all over the wall, busting every vein in your butt-hole.
Tod: Yo let's go to Taco Bell!
Jim: Hellz yea man!
*2 hours later*
Jim: Aww man I don't feel too good...
*Jim runs to bathroom*
*Tod looks in*
Tod: Sweet Jesus... there's... SHIT. EVERYWHEREE!
Taco Bell by Mr. Shemp March 18, 2011
Source of cheap food that causes expensive damage to your trunks when you shart yourself. If you are lucky enough to be near a toilet when your bean burrito "insta-digests", the force of the geyser of crap will separate you from the seat, shatter the porcelain, and leave your rectum singed and bloody.
Dude: Oh crap! That's my third pair of underwear I mud-butted.
Date: I'd like to go home now.....
Dude: C'mon, babe, I got us reservations at "the Bell" - BONG!!
Date (dialing cell): Mom can you pick me up at Taco Bell?
Taco Bell by methane king January 26, 2010

Bavarian bell tower 

A famous landmark in iSorrowproductions' American Dream Theme Park
"Aww man, I wanna go to the American Dream Theme Park to see the Bavarian Bell Tower!"