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Bed Soup

Ejaculation that occurs while in a bed. Or soup that you have in bed.
I had to wash the blanket covered in bed soup.
by Uneven curtains March 16, 2025
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Shit in Bed!!

This word is usually used when you're surprised about something. Also, it is used after making a mistake (can be used in replacement of "shit!" or "fuck" in this context). After looking into some history on the origins of this word, it is believed that the original bed that the word came from was Wilfy's daughter's bed. Wilfy is a Boatthat.
1) Haru Chan: my parents beat me

Wilfy: Shit in Bed!!

2)Yuki: oh no I got pizza crust stuck in Boatzy's urethra...Shit in Bed!!
by Wilfyisaboatthat February 20, 2021
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Sweating the bed

When you wake up from sleeping to find your sheets soaked in sweat, rendering them unusable.
-"I had an awful nightmare last night, but the worst part is when I woke up, I found I sweat the bed!"
-"Dude, sweating the bed is THE WORST!"
by Rotor-Power July 29, 2016
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Bed Writer

A person pissing or shitting on the bed in a letter pattern
by Rose koi June 1, 2022
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fat cat on red bed

it's a fat cat.. on a red bed..
Me: Fat cat on-
Person: RED BED!
Both of us: fat cat on red bed B)
by Kagito Nomaeda February 21, 2021
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Bed Trashing

1. When you go to a random mattress store, and than sleep/lay/nap on one of their beds.

2.Eating and drinking on somebodies bed, and not even caring if you spill something or not.

3.Bouncing up and down on somebodies bed, ruing it.
1. When me and Tom went to the Mattress Depo, we had fun bed trashing it.

2. Kris is a total pig. He bed trashed my bed last night, and when I was going to sleep, chips was everywhere.

3. Kasey was totally bed trashing Mattress Depo, and she didn't even care.
by epicwafflerave September 4, 2012
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Lolita bed for Girls

A short-lived furniture offering from the former Woolworth PLC in the United Kingdom. Aimed at six-year-old ladies, the product was hastily withdrawn once someone actually thought to look up whom exactly "Lolita" was.
On 1 Feb 2008, bedroom furniture for young girls with the brand name Lolita was withdrawn by Woolworths following complaints. All irrelevant now, as Woolworths PLC went into administration on 27 January 2009 and was officially dissolved on 13 October 2015 - leaving no way to actually order the Lolita Bed for Girls.
by bitchuck August 30, 2024
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