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Alaskan Vertical Snuggle

Noun: When two males engage in a snuggle or spoon while standing upright, after the big spoon massages the pectorals of the little spoon and continues massage on down the torso as if frisking. The two men then remove their clothing to morph into the position of the Alaskan Vertical Cool Hand Luke.
Rob and Travis were intoxicated when Rob said "Don't move I'm going to give you a massage." Then Travis said "Oooh, is this an Alaskan Sniperfuck?" Then Rob managed to slur "No silly goose, I'm gonna hit you with an Alaskan Vertical Snuggle you big bear you." Love ensued.
by Saxenkuntz March 28, 2009
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Abbass

Has a small dick but has so much love and is a sweet harted preson
Abbass is amazing kid
by Fjfkfmcmrm December 16, 2018
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Alaskan Firedragon

When you are hitting your gay lover from the back and you climax, then he tells you he has a cold sore, crabs, and a third penis.
Lover: OH yeah!
You: I'm almost there... OH YEAH!!!!
Lover: now that that's over I have to tell you something
You: what?
Lover: I have Alaskan Firedragon you might want to get yourself tested.
by Greymatter 96 December 27, 2015
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alaskan billy goat

When a girl shaves your gouch then she gives you a blow job then you sperm in her mouth and she spits the sperm in your beard.
Dude i totally did an alaskan billy goat with Kevin's mom last night.
by butt sack October 31, 2008
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alaskan snowdragon

It's when a girl eat a hot pepper. Then she suck your cock until you cum. With the cum and the feeling of the hot mouth, it makes a snowdragon. To make an alaskan snowdragon, you make it outside during the winter.
Sarah and I went to Carlo's and Peppes. She was feeling horny as her mouth was starting to get spicy!!! So she took me outside during a snowstorm to give me a blowjob. Then I came in her hot mouth to make it a alaskan snowdragon.
by Dragon69 June 22, 2006
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Alaskan Trailblazer

Exactly the same as an Alaskan Pipeline except hot sauce is used as lubrication on the frozen turd as it is inserted.
Adam's walking funny because his boyfriend gave him a brutal Alaskan Trailblazer last night.
by Pimp Squad August 5, 2009
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Alaskan Potato Chip

When a guy cums on a girls stomach, let's it dry, then peels it off and eats it.
John jizzed on Mary's stomach and when it dried she ate it like an Alaskan potato chip
by AD12 January 31, 2014
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