Vagina-ed

When you're just chatting, minding your business at the bar, then you get dabbed up in the face and kicked in the vagina.
My girl Stacy got vagina-ed at the Pour House last night. Crazy gf thought Stacy was flirting with her mans. SMH.
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ed

-eating disorder

a person with eating disorders could feel fat and see themselves as overweight in other cases eating disorder occur together with other psychiatric disorders like anxiety,panic,obbsesive compulsive disorder and alchool and drug abuse problems.
-anorexia nervosa:fear of being fat,problems with body image or denial of low body weight

-bulimia nervosa:eat frequentaly,and during these times suffers and may eat an astounding amout of food in a short time

-binge eating disoreder:eating large amounts of food when not feeling physically hungry,eating alone because of feeling embarrased by how much one is eating and also feeling disgusted with oneself
by jiminshair January 1, 2021
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Chung ed

A "Chung ed" is a joint with a big head probably rolled with a l plate
"Yo do u wanna go bun a Chung ed?"
"Yea calm"
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Ed Sheeran

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EDS

Sufferers often report having visions of Elon murdering their cats, and implanting chips into the brains of the writers of Huffpo. They used to like free speech, until he bought Twitter. They used to like electric cars, until... he bought Twitter. Elon lives in their heads rent-free, and there's nothing that he does that isn't above suspicion of right-wing conspiracy.
Hey, did you see the dual, simultaneous landing of Spacex rockets yesterday?

Mrmrmrmr, hate speech mrmrmr. Why would I want to drive a bluhhhh meh bubububb from a rich moron like that? Bluuuuuuh! Hate speech. Muskrat antivaxxer!

Dude, you should get that EDS checked.
by peksa January 30, 2024
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Ed Elk

An elk that looks very much like Ed Crankshaft. It often has his head and sports the colors of Centerville High School, black and gold. Its fur is very wooly and yellow toward the back and black on the front. Ed Elks do not have antlers except in the does. They often can be seen skipping around the football field bleating happily.
Ed Elk: Centerville High School won the football game! Rock on, Elks!!

Opal Elk: (shaking her antlers and bleating) Black and gold! Elks on the hunt. We sent you back you dirty bunch of runts!!

Ed Elk: (starts skipping around the field) Watch this. How's this for skipping? Do you think I make a good Elk?

Opal Elk: You certainly are beautiful. Elks are so pretty. Especially Centerville Elks.

Ed Elk: Class of 1943! I graduated from here, you know? Its a great school.

Nelson Elk: You two are so crazy! You are two of the craziest deer I know.

Opal Elk: (bends down to the Nelson Elk and starts rubbing lotion into his fur) Here you go, sweetie. This is how an Ed Elk shows love.
by Dusty's Baby Powder April 28, 2011
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ed sheeran phobia

being scared of ed sheeran, you see Ed in everyone who has red hair, usually is manifested with #edsheeean.
ed sheeran phobia:
you see a person with red hair
your friend: look a ginger head

you: *scream* #scary #afraid #edsheeran
by eggsheeran August 28, 2021
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