Karma The Dog

Sweet and affectionate, Has the energy of 5 tigers. Will try to eat your food. Loves to play Bunny (aka her chew toy) Great fetching skills. Watches any YouTube video but her moms. Barks at any songs she hates. Loves to take long runs.

When I went to go get a beverage from the kitchen, Karma The Dog stole my Chic Fil A Wrap and ate it!

by g8terbyte March 9, 2018

dog wipe

for something to be far from satisfactory...

"that food was dog wipe"

"last night was just dog wipe"

by Angela Roche May 12, 2007

minecraft dog

your minecraft dog that either died or is still waiting for you to come back after you stopped playing minecraft 2 years ago.

"goodbye georgia"
"she was the best minecraft dog you could afford to have"
"i cant believe she died. its all my fault"
"no its not she died trying to save you"
"it was my fault that she did that though."
"no its not"
"yes it is. I've been with her for 5 years since i started this game and now she's gone"
"but her memory will still live on"
"yes. yes it will"

by poop man man poop September 7, 2020

dog dicked

Despite your best efforts, external forces make it impossible to succeed.

Tom - "Hey yo Carlos, how's selling them drugz going?"
Carlos - "Man, im getting dog dicked by the PoPo all day."
Tom -"Damn, thats puppy fucked."

by mhansen October 18, 2017

Candy Dog

A small brownish-red doberman who thinks she is human, is super sweet, and loves to snuggle, chase lizards and eat pup-a-roni's.

Person 1: Did you see that little brownish red dog chasing lizards over there?

Person 2: Yea, she's such a Candy dog!

by Starla69 October 12, 2012

dog art

A nice looking pile of dog shit.

Watch out! Don't step in the dog art!

by sammy jarvis August 3, 2007

Dog flapper

A cross between (69) and doggy style...

Cristina: George

Cristina: George and I had dog flapper last night.
Evan: I know I heard you.

by Noncy steve September 29, 2019