Cuban Love Child

the product of Cubanman somehow making love to Cubanwoman although they are the same person and a man, is a common phenomenon but scientists dont understand how it occurs. A cuban love child is often retarded.

Ryan is a Cuban Love Child.

by Paul the great April 2, 2008

No Child Left Behind

A program that was started by Clinton. Yes, Clinton. Everyone blames Bush, but he enforced it while Clinton started it.

Person 1: Wow, bush is a moron for that no child left behind.
Person 2: Clinton started that, dumbshit.

by Hipponater October 6, 2006

Child Grooming

To groom a child

im child grooming my son right now

by Kishakiss October 10, 2018

Child Bearing Hips

A notion that fat girls rely as a crutch on to justify their fatness.

Fat Girl: fuck you skinny bitch, I don't have fat thighs . . . These are child bearing hips!

by CJax September 21, 2009

slow child snail

A person that walks especially slow, usually on the way to a Starbucks, pet store, or local attraction. In order to be a slow child snail, one must be with a friend and/or younger brother/sister. Most slow child snail incidents occur on the same day as a sighting of a whole nerd of bad boys.

Lilli and Jebediah were walking like slow child snails

by Spiedr November 30, 2006

fart/ Stink Child

A Stink Child is another term for a fart. Stink Children can be of any smelling brand of fart.

They often ocompany cheetorea
see Cheetorea / poo

Whne He let the Stink Child rip, everyone was apalled and soon nausiated

by fred the tapeworm May 20, 2005

Child of Jesus

A hoe who uses her loose following of religion to get out of sex.

“Wanna go back to my place?”

“Sorry I’m a child of Jesus”

by Yesyesyeysyeysys June 4, 2018