golden turtle

a giant poop that has also been peed upon in an alleyway

guy 1: ewww what is THAT

guy 2: that my friend is a golden turtle

guy 1: dude that is sick

by unicornjowls June 8, 2011

softshell turtle

When you pull your scrotum up over your balls and part of your penis shaft - resembles a softshell turtle. Used to intimidate new people in male-dominated work places like the military, construction, red-neck organizations. Can also be used if sexual partner is into reptiles or body parts being manipulated into interesting shapes.

Hey new guy, wanna see my softshell turtle?

by Tail Razor August 21, 2017

Turtle Poncho

The Korean men had create the turtle ponchos. The turtle poncho was originally called the stone turtle. The stone turtles were shipped to places, and was soon referred as the turtle poncho.

Turtle ponchos were sold.

by Chancla Thrower is wrong February 20, 2019

Turtle Food

slang term for Marijuana

hey man, you got any turtle food?

by Rob Sampson June 29, 2009

Turtle soup

To hurry up, move your ass.

Turtle soup, make it snappy.

by Lacefyt April 20, 2017

Turtle head

the head of a small animal known as a 'turtle'. Jesus, how obvious was that?

Billy went to the zoo and saw a turtle. Suprisingly, it had a head.

by Prof.Turtle August 31, 2005

Turtle Burger

The act of a circular steaming bowel movement generally produced after years of being a young asian(ish) male on valentines day who live in manchester. Most of them are known to float and swim around leaving a trail of brown sticky substance and stench behind it.

Raymond : Hey Danny, I'm making a turtle burger right now.

Danny : Dude that's fucking disgusting I'm trying to eat!

by The Housemate March 3, 2011