Johnson Boys

A group of mexicans trying to skate like a pro.

Boy: Did you see the Johnson boys today?
Girl: Yeah they think they can skate, but there a bunch of fake ass beaners.

by jgggggg76yhvghfvgvhvhvh February 21, 2009

Gooey Johnson

The act of cumming into someone's ear canal and then proceeding to insert one's erect penis into said ear canal.

Dude, last I night I gave her a Gooey Johnson right before she kicked me out.

by The Cole Crew February 7, 2014

oj bobby johnson

To pull an Oj Bobby Johnson off one must pull out right before the thot is about to climax, to attend to real Oj shit.

Woman: Oh I'm almost there
Man: (pulls out) I have to go, got work more important than you bitch. I'm the real Oj Bobby Johnson.

by Technine311 April 15, 2014

spaco johnson

1. British Military slang for a person who did something stupid that resulted in the delay or cancellation of something important. Also known as a space cadet in some circles.

Dave: 'Shit I forgot my passport. Its at home 500 miles away'
Tony: 'Now we will miss our flight!'
Dave 'I know, I'm a complete Spaco Johnson!'

by captianstabber May 20, 2014

Storm Johnson

The act of a fully-dressed man pulling his cock through the fly of his pants and barging into another room to attack another man.

"Tyler, what the hell took you guys so long to get here?"
"Bro, Kyle Storm Johnson'd me while I was getting dressed. Do you have any idea how hard it is to fight someone with their cock out?"

by PapaCommish October 11, 2014

sour johnson

When a person takes a shot of lemon juice, and then gives their significant other a blowjob.

Oh man my girl gave me a sour johnson last week. It started out amazing, but I haven't been able to pee since.

by bldaw November 24, 2014

5:30 Johnson

The 5 o'clock shadow on your balls after you shave them.

She had tongue rash from his 5:30 Johnson.

by Aphelion_Blue January 19, 2015