David Song

Statistically proven to be the most common name for autistic Chinese boys

"I took my kid David Song to the arts and crafts center last weekend, but he only shat on the floor?"

by Your_Real_Name_Bruh January 16, 2021

David Flynn

A very sexy man, defines what a man should be with an amazing personality, great figure, sexy face and for a bonus a monster cock. Any girl would be stupid to miss out on the opportunity of talking to this man.

I met David Flynn on the weekend, he’s such a great guy with a bulge bigger than my future, bigger than Mount Everest, what a man!

by A330 January 19, 2022

Hairy David

When somebody shaves their pubes and glues them to another persons upper lip.

Using feline feasies to glue the pubes to the persons upper lip.

"I fell asleep and I woke up and Todd had given me a hairy David ".

by T-rent October 10, 2014

David Smith

David husband of Heavfer is someone who ONLY hits bullseyes, But he only plays darts on monday nights. He goes to the bar and likes to drink with Seth.

Malachi: Hey Danial wheres Dad?

Danial: Oh you mean David Smith? Probably at the Bar with Heavfer and Seth it is a Monday night.

by Foxy2009 September 18, 2021

DAVID KAYEYE

DAVID CHEATED ON HIS GIRLFRIEND AND HARRASED HER AND HUGS OTHER WOMEN WITHOUT BEING ASKED OVERALL HES A JERK

DAVID KAYEYE is gay

by David Kayeye November 5, 2019

David Hunter

BlockStars biggest plug and everything. 12 years in the industry, enjoys getting pegged.

Don’t be a David Hunter

The wife pegged me like David Hunter

by Legit Crypto May 11, 2022

[Ryan David]

Will you go to Homecoming with me?

Ryan David will you go to Homecoming with Me?

by She Smiles at you October 20, 2008