You can scan my ass!

An increasingly common retort from customers checking out at Whole Foods Market as the cashier asks you if you have the Amazon Prime app to rescue some of your remaining paycheck.

I was with my friend Sean at Whole Payckeck when he rudely blurted out, “You can scan my ass!” which later seemed totally understandable when I saw the $150. receipt for his single bag of groceries.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 18, 2019

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You Make Me Back

The term you make me back comes from a song called “You Make Me Back” By Woosung, the song was originally from the OST of a 2020 show called Itaewon Class. You make me back or, to be back, is to be confused, in love, scared, and angry at the same time. Or just “ajbajjbsjudbjsbaijdjhi” The closest emoji to being Made Back would be 🥴.

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Person 1. UGH Lee Jong Suk in his new drama makes me so confused!!!

Person 2. I KNOW! It’s like he’s a whole different person! I just want to hug and punch him at the same time! I think it’s like that Woosung song- You Make Me Back.

by Eddie nam? April 28, 2020

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You • You're Fired! • you got served • you know • you are • you're mom • You suck • you know I love ya • You Won't • You ain't got no pancake mix!

You're a wizard harry

The last sentence Harry Potter heard before getting kidnapped by Hagrid

Hagrid: You're a wizard Harry
*Harry got surprised and followed Hagrid to his White van*

by OBEYTHEHOBO June 24, 2020

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You're weird

I love you unconditionally through all of your perfectly imperfect flaws. I can be myself around you. You're perfect.

Him: you're weird!
Her: no you're weird!
Him: you're the weirdest!
Her: you're weirdester!
*both laugh*
Him: I love you so much
Her: I love you more!
*both smile*

by LH3520 December 5, 2020

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