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J Whale

1) Deep voiced person that believes Hitler was from Austria and not from Germany; very wary of spies as well
2) Someone that has no aptitude for geometry and can never answer a question correctly
J Whale on street corner: I'm telling you people that Hitler is from Austria not Germany. Open your eyes and don't be deceived!!! Another thing too, squares do not have four sides and trapezoids are the best!
Bystander: Shut the fuck up. Your voice is setting off car alarms, hurting my dog, and misleading whales to the beach!!
by Dispatchrox919(1) June 4, 2009
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Fail Whale Hunting

To hunt for the Fail Whale on Twitter. Also known as trying to crash Twitter and get the Fail Whale.
by Gagameup July 25, 2010
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Smiley Whiley

A stunning old man,
that loves children . such a kind old soul.
he enjoys long "walks" on the beach, and giving out candy.
he drives a white van
check out his facebook
What a fine young man , said smiley whiley to himself.
by iamSMILEY June 8, 2011
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Retarded Whale Syndrome

A condition with which one's lips are huge and they have barely any mental capability. They are also very uncoordinated and retarded.
Ha look at that dude he has retarded whale syndrome he has massive lips.
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720 whale twisty

When your fucking a fat girl cowgirl style and she jumps up and grabs the ceiling fan and she rotates around the ceiling fan 2 full times falls off and plops on your dick
Person1: That fat ass bitch Jenny levitated off my dick and grabbed my steel reinforced ceiling fan and plopped back down on my dick
Person2: yea dude that’s called a 720 whale twisty, she did that to me last week. Now my entire lap looks like a hippo gave me a hickey.

Person3: *takes a sip of his monster energy* yea dude same

Person1: step the fuck up Kyle that’s my donkey
by Slumpyaj March 8, 2019
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Veil Whale

Often interchanged with the term “Trad Whale”, a Veil Whale will often target her prowl in large churches where Traditional Catholic men will attend mass in hopes that covering up their obesity with a floor length skirt and veil will attract one of these intellectual and traditionally valued gentlemen.
Guy 1: “That girl is kind of chubby but she seems really pious, maybe I can save her.”
Guy 2: No dude don’t ask her out, she’s just a Veil Whale.”
by McGumboBabushka September 30, 2023
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Fight the Brown Whale

To take the most Earth shattering dump..................it literally takes the life out of you.
Get out of my way!!!! I have to go and fight the brown whale and it's not gonna be pretty! You have any spray in there??!?!?!?!?!?!
by carlipet September 23, 2009
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