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Twitter Twain

Noun. Any barely literate athlete or entertainer who tweets some garbled nonsense and acts like it’s a contribution to American literature.
Jets running-back quoting Shakespeare and going full Twitter Twain while calling out his haters and the media.
by Teflon Johnny September 23, 2019
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Twitter

The area between the twat and shitter
I would lick her Twitter
by Nej December 10, 2017
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Twitter Mod

Spends their entire time on twitter, posting or scrolling and probably has blue hair. Like a discord mod for twitter but isn't an actual technical "moderator".
Jake spends all his time on twitter like a damn "twitter mod".
by MrFuntime (awildrabitt) August 29, 2023
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Twitter Gent

Twitter gent: a natural born douchebag who pretends to be a gentleman but will not hesitate to slide into your dm's sending dickpics and asking for nudes. He will also constantly tweet pervy things constantly.

Said "gent" is generally unattractive and/or overweight.

All of twitter thinks they're a plague on the anon world and they should be exterminated.
Twitter Gent bio: I'm just a southern gentleman looking for to make a princess a queen.

Gent's tweets: Come suck my dick. Let's bang. I'm horny.

Gent sends dm: you're hot. *insert ugly dickpic* show me you're titties.
by ydac imoan March 21, 2014
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twitter hippy

Refers to an individual(s) who displays themselves as a "hippy" via social networking sites, but upon being seen and conversed with in person, have no outstanding qualities that would allow them to be seen as aforementioned "hippy". Twitter biographies often include descriptors declaring that one is indeed "a hippy", "flower child", "peace lover", "acid lover", etc. May even go as far as to tweet and retweet things that encourage this false image, even though they may not fully understand the subject matter of said tweets.
John: "Sarah is a very judgmental, mean girl."
David: "But her twitter makes her seem so peaceful and cool, she's got a picture of the Buddha on her header!"
John: "Nah, she's just a twitter hippy."
by Skyeandsea November 17, 2013
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Twitter

That toxic ex who you don't wanna be in a relationship with but GOD DAMN HOW SHE FUCKS.
by guifi July 29, 2020
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