A disease present in a minority of humans and many spineless amphibians that presents with web like toes, bad breath, and the inability to grow over 5’6.
Damn bro! Do you see that short fucker named Dalton with the stank mouth over there? He needs some kohls shoes to hide his Tollner’s Syndrome!
by DartinAzorliade June 29, 2024
Get the Tollner’s Syndrome mug.(Adj.) The characteristics consistent with the original writing and intent of J.R.R. Tolkein and his works, such as literary Romanticism, poetic dialogue, and characters who believe in a greater good than themselves.
Aragorn: Rings of Power doesn't feel very Tolkein.
Arwen: Why? It's still about Middle-Earth.
Aragorn: Yes, but the heroes are depicted as virtuous solely because they believe in themselves, and the narrative seeks to blame humans for the evils of the Orcs. That's not Tolkein.
Arwen: Why? It's still about Middle-Earth.
Aragorn: Yes, but the heroes are depicted as virtuous solely because they believe in themselves, and the narrative seeks to blame humans for the evils of the Orcs. That's not Tolkein.
by Pylot October 13, 2024
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A fucking retard "PeOpLe ArE gRiEvInG!"
Hym "They wouldn't be grieving if you weren't a fucking retard and you did the words I said properly! I said several things that would have stopped that and you were too fucking retarded to do it right. That's what this is. You don't want to have to admit you're being a bitch about your kid and your fat cock and you being a filth slut so not with want me being right to not translate to any material gain for me... But YOU... Are a retarded bitch! So why should what you want to happen... Happen? I'M not a retarded bitch! The other guy did the words I said and the AI works now! The OTHER guy did the words I said and is a multimillionaire. YOU want you to be right in the absence of you actually being right so you can continue to be a bitch about your kids whenever you feel like it without anybody being able to say anything about it. And you're doing that because you're a retarded bitch. Stop being a retard-bitch, bitch. I did told you so. We aren't going to sit here and pretend I didn't. I was and it does. End of discussion."
by Hym Iam February 10, 2025
Get the Told you so mug.During sexual intercourse, the man ejaculates into the girls ass as she simultaneously is shitting. Once it oozes out, the consistency and textures looks like tollhouse cookie dough
Blake was banging her ass aggressively and then she tollhoused him, ultimately ending sex and the night.
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