Begin by giving your fuck buddy a creampie (anal or vaginal), and then having said person go outside while making sure to hold your seamen inside of them, and sit on an ant hill. The ants will slowly crawl in, and around this person, while collecting the white salty substance for food.
Luke: Man, we are getting so infested with ants!
Tyler: Yea, I've been giving this girl a salty ant hill like every day!
Tyler: Yea, I've been giving this girl a salty ant hill like every day!
by Not Mike M November 15, 2013
by oadfgjaroi November 30, 2008
after a male sweats profuesly after having sex, the female than licks the grundle sweat and pukes of the mans unit and than proceeds to give him head
the girl smells like a salty grundle licker, her mom eat the salty grundle licker, i loves the salty grundle licker
by higgins10bu June 15, 2007
by mango 1 April 24, 2006
Morris looked deep into Karen's good eye whilst his overweight body jerked and writhed, pounding his tummy banana deep into her lady cave. Just at that moment, Morris's eyes rolled back into his chubby skull as he pumped his salty vanilla cock-vomit deep inside her. Giving rise to yet another unwed wee little bastard.
by CleverDick2014 April 10, 2021
by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004
Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel
Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
by Alex Bahder January 28, 2006