School

Institutions created by the government to occupy students and give an excuse to treat students as prisoners. Schools require you to wake up early or else your mother (A fucking prison guard) beats the shit out of you. Also, you need to eat literal shit and take evaluations in life that doesn't help anyone. If you try to be a rebellion to this cause or your grades for CUM (Creative Unnecessary Motherfucking-shit) are low, you literally get executed by a firing squad that is directed by parents, teachers, and your anxiety. You can escape when you become 18 or 19 depending on the region your prison is located.

Person A: I love school
Person B: What's wrong with you?

by Joewypak October 15, 2020

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School is a place that makes people feel like they are failures and make children and teens depressed because of the pressure of homework and grades and their parents and teachers expectations are far too high which adds stress to the children and teens who cannot be perfect and meet the expectations.

It is also a place where some people have to pick between their own mental and physical health and their grades.

History Class at School:

Teacher: "(student name), please read your report outloud."

Student: *tries to pick between embarassing self because social anxiety or getting a bad grade*

by Sarah_Jose September 23, 2013

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