Thumb Calorie

The energy wasted on useless texting

I can’t waste another thumb calorie on this convo with you Josh and Gina

by wheresward October 22, 2018

Thumb Method

When you jerk off over your pants using just your thumb. This is commonly used by those who have an inability to release sperm.

When I was sleeping with my parents in third grade, I used the thumb method so I could get off without them knowing.

by anonymous October 5, 2020

thumbs up

it means you only love one guy

she gave a thumbs up so she only likes one

by whoreforone October 12, 2022

Thumb Ho

A chick on social media, who posts pictures of herself half naked on a daily basis, to retrieve “likes” or comments from thirsty dudes, or other Thumb Hoes.

Dude 1: This chick is so damn fine that it’s unreal bro.
Dude 2: calm down, she ain’t nothing but a Thumb Ho..

by Don Chavez June 14, 2020

He plays like he doesn't have thumbs

Someone really bad at a game.

He plays like he doesn't have thumbs fr fr

by JefferyLamarWilliams June 12, 2020

Thumbs up

I’m not feeling ok but I cover it up👍

🗣:You ok?
Me:*shows a thumbs up*
🗣:what’s wrong?

by YourMomsTampon April 6, 2023

Sweet Thumb

Like a green thumb, but for baking. Also anything involving sugar.

Have you tried Karen's desserts? She has a sweet thumb.

by Jynjer March 28, 2017