i have a small penis

King of discord and Nick bait should have pink name

I have a small penis is clearly the best smash player

by DrSmall October 21, 2020

small dick

a person who makes you feel like you are ugly

‘Razvan made me feel really ugly while we were together’
‘He must have a small dick!’

by hghghghghgg April 23, 2020

Small

every boys dick in my school is the definition of small.

This is why we girls don’t even bother asking then for dick picks :)

Boy - hey bbg, want a dick pick

Girl - uhm no thanks i’ll pass, I already know it’s small. When u get boners in class, it’s like a tiny as bump.

by shutupyousocialreject July 23, 2021

passing off" the "small pet pass-off

Where you cuddle a buxom girl's pint-sized "furry four-legged friend" (cat, small dog, rabbit, etc.) for a while, then hand over the animal to her, obliging her to allow your hands/arms to press/rub right against her luscious chest-pillows for a few seconds as she carefully transfers her pet from your grasp to hers. A great and totally "acceptable" way to "cop a free feel" without the cutie's being able to accuse you of being too touchy feeley; if you're super-careful to not move your hand or arm any more than would logically be necessary to simply "pass off" the chesty chick's pet to her, most likely she won't even realize/suspect that you were "passing off"anything on her in the first place.

Sometimes a "pleeze squeeze theeze"-minded chick can herself be guilty of "passing off" the "small pet pass-off" on a guy --- she takes her sweet time and does more "maneuvering and wriggling" than seemingly necessary to merely take back her pet from him. :P

by QuacksO July 7, 2018

Small Wang Gang

This is a gang for people with small wangs

I’m small wang gang for life

by SWG FL September 25, 2020

Small potatoes

A small detail brought up in an underhanded and anal way, in an effort to undermine one’s preparedness

Jacob asking me what a vitreous humor was in our mock trial was straight small potatoes.
Total ass move tbh

by Not Ty Drayton May 8, 2025

Moby small

It's a 3 inch dildo.
It's a baby Moby huge.

The Moby small is a 3 inch dildo for car guys because the Moby huge is for MEN.

by anonymous March 21, 2022