A small tube type thing that a person puts into their butt to allow small furry rodents to enter their anal region. It's supposed to feel good and be fun!
by Mike1818 October 13, 2005

Invented by Jo Majic to describe one who is accustomed to the act of plunging ones member or some other phallic device into the poo pipe (anus)
Yeh I know quentin he's been known to plunge into the poo pipe of many young frisky men, some would say he's a total poo pipe plunger
by Nikki Majic April 10, 2010

A turd wrapped in clingfilm and then frozen, to be used as a penetrative sex toy on the ladies, alone or with company. Hard and cold on the way in, mushes and melts to size after a bit.
by DP81 December 18, 2010

1. A Person who thinks they can outdo anyone in drugs while either not dieing or passing out i.e. Could smoke the most marijuna, Could snort the most cocaine. 2. Someone to compete in drug use with. 3. Jeff G.
Bro 1: "Man lemme stop and hit the bong, pop a pill, smoke a blunt, pop a bean, take 14 shots, titty fuck your mom, shoot birds at the airport AAAAAANNNNND.....be home before dinner. CRACK PIPE PETE AINT GOT NOTHING ON ME BITCH!!!"
Bro 2: ".........Dude...your gay..."
Bro 1: "Why...?"
Bro 2: "Because I just did all that a second ago, theres nothing left to base head off of, check for yourself..."
Bro 1: "Piss....."
Bro 2: ".........Dude...your gay..."
Bro 1: "Why...?"
Bro 2: "Because I just did all that a second ago, theres nothing left to base head off of, check for yourself..."
Bro 1: "Piss....."
by MonsterDipper88 October 20, 2008

by bobthebuilderinmybed69 April 21, 2022

When you're having sex with a girl and she starts her period so you put your penis in her anus instead.
by Uncle rectum May 1, 2020

That guy was too freaky for me. He tried to get me to give him a pennsylvania pipe cleaner on the first date.
by G M0NEY January 16, 2022
