green turtle

When you smash a turd(green in color) with the bottom of your shoe creating a stamped out green turtle made out of crap.

I was walking to the bus stop and accidentally stamped out a green turtle.

by stacksandsnacks February 21, 2015

Curious Turtle

A term used to described the moment a turd pops his head out for a look, then slips back in to ones anus

I was sat on the bog thinking it was a normal pooh when the curious turtle came out to play to tease me.

by Dirty Golfing Legend April 05, 2014

golden turtle

a giant poop that has also been peed upon in an alleyway

guy 1: ewww what is THAT

guy 2: that my friend is a golden turtle

guy 1: dude that is sick

by unicornjowls May 15, 2011

softshell turtle

When you pull your scrotum up over your balls and part of your penis shaft - resembles a softshell turtle. Used to intimidate new people in male-dominated work places like the military, construction, red-neck organizations. Can also be used if sexual partner is into reptiles or body parts being manipulated into interesting shapes.

Hey new guy, wanna see my softshell turtle?

by Tail Razor August 21, 2017

Turtle soup

To hurry up, move your ass.

Turtle soup, make it snappy.

by Lacefyt April 20, 2017

Turtle head

the head of a small animal known as a 'turtle'. Jesus, how obvious was that?

Billy went to the zoo and saw a turtle. Suprisingly, it had a head.

by Prof.Turtle August 04, 2005

Turtle Party

Similar to Prarie Dogging but when you and several other people really got to shit and have to wait for the bathroom.

"Aww man yesterday we went to this mexican place and after we totally had a turtle party at John's house"

by All Star Porn Star May 21, 2009