Pillow

A soft object often used to scream or cry into by programmers when encountering a merge conflict.

He used his pillow yesterday

by Absolute Narwhal September 3, 2023

Pillow Baby

A sexual/romantic partner who has laid beside you on a pillow, similar to pillow talk after sexual intercourse. You typically have strong feelings for this person hence the following phrase “baby”.

Sister: Ew, who are you talking to on the phone?
Charles: My pillow baby. It’s none of your business!
Sister: *frowns*

by hashtagANonaMous July 27, 2023

pillow priority

a cute euphemism for hooking up that indicates to your friends that getting laid is your main priority

dan: dude what u up to this weekend, we should kick it.
mike: broooo i’m definitely on pillow priority, i haven’t gotten laid in weeks....

by just your avg white girl April 29, 2020

DS under a pillow

When you were still using your DS at night then your parents walked in, you would put your DS under your pillow and pretend to be asleep.

The greatest strategy for gaming all the time.

He would put his DS under a pillow.

by TDRP April 16, 2025

cold pillow

when your balls get smaller

person 1: hey bro i just jumped into the pool and i went cold pillow
person 2: thats to much information bro

by ballsack2001 August 13, 2023

Sallow Pillows

Posh slang for Saggy tits.

Oh gosh Tarquin, that aged dame 10 foot yonder certainly has some sallow pillows

by Jaffandjoof May 15, 2020

pillow cancer

When somebody flatulates on a pillow, then gives it to his friend, then the friend receives pink eye the next morning.

Hey, Benny just gave Jimmy's pillow, Pillow Cancer, wait till tomorrow when his eyes look like he's been in a 12 round boxing match.

by Schlumberjacker November 22, 2019