Covid chimney

Donald trumps stupid orange face

The president is spewing bile from his covid chimney

by anonymous October 8, 2020

COVID Vicki

Like "Typhoid Mary", COVID Vicki spread disease by not exercising proper social distancing. Instead of staying home, she started dating a new man and went on trips with hoax-believing relatives who didn't wear masks.

We couldn't hang out with COVID Vicki for 14 days after her last trip upstate with her new BF, Larry.

by bighunkk July 23, 2020

Covid Devoted

Willing to travel great distances to a booty call from a stranger on a dating app. Dedicated to dying for that dick during CDC recommended quarantine and self-Isolation.

Did you see Susie coming home from that strangers house from hinge early this morning she is covid devoted.

by kgarrity May 21, 2020

Covid Pace

Covid Pace is the safe and smart approach to dating, courting and discovering someone you met on a dating app. It slows the process down, like it or not. So, slow your roll! The hope is that time invested will pay dividends when masks, costs, shoes, Sox and unmentionables go flying.

Dude 1: are you getting anywhere with the woman from Match?
Dude 2: oh she’s nice, cute, loves animals, but Covid Pace is blocking me!

Gal 1: how’s it going with that nice guy from Match?
Gal 2: really well? He’s funny, kind and opens my door! He honors Covid Pace !

by Guy on the Bridge of course! February 20, 2021

Covid Bob

Similar to a dadbob but it is only present because of the covid-19 pandemic which resulted in a shelter-in-place.

Person 1: Broh, I lowkey got a Covid Bob because of quarantine
Person: 2 Same! I need to hit the gym.

by Phantom_Beetz May 10, 2021

COVID-19

Likes to move it move it

COVID-19 - I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT

by Furhrr September 14, 2021

covid slut

Someone who doesn't practice social distancing

Damo: Last night I fucked that street whore for a half hour straight!
Richie: Yeah your a real covid slut.

by Dracophile September 26, 2020