Salad tossing wanker

1: while wanking tossing the salad
2: a fucking mongloïd who you like to see tossing a fat mom's salad.
3: a teamkiller
4: a fucking lower level n00b who puts you out with a n00btube from the other side of the field
5: the fuckface who steals your crate at the last moment
6: an ugly guy stinking next to you

-- You fucking salad tossing wanker!
-- Go tell yo mama and toss her salad, you fucking wanker
-- you like tossing my salad? ... fucking wanker.
-- all of you fucking wankers, toss my salad!

by d43m0n-Raw August 15, 2010

TOSSER

Can also mean someone who 'loves themselves' too much, such as being too vain or having high regard for oneself.

Look at that tosser, with his moosed up hair and up turned collar

by choosebro September 17, 2005

tossing one's salad

1. To reign supreme over an opposing force; dominate
2. To rape, pillage and plunder
3. To mix an individual's leafage and vegetables with Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing, usually in a large, glass bowl, with tongs, under the protective blanket of comfort and security that is Suburban America

1. "This latte with extra foamy stuff could easily be tossing one's salad right about now."
2. "William Wallace tossed English salad."
3. "Jane, our 17-year-old honor roll student, school newspaper editor and easily noticeable virgin, tosses a mean salad. Great work, Jane."

by simplyorange November 8, 2008

Tosser

Currency of Britain rejected by the Irish when Ireland established their independence in the 1920’s.

"That coin's a tosser"

by TheIrishRover11 September 29, 2009

salad tossed

being owned in some way. Can be used very often in video games

(after a superior head shot) FUCK YEA! SALAD TOSSED!

You boys ready to toss their salads?

by TDBank October 2, 2009

Tosser

Man with severe hand cramp, no girlfriend and a large collection of videos in plain paper bags.

any man who smells of love piss, especially those who leave it to dry on their belly.

by Tezza November 11, 2003

Tosser

A guy who answers to Chris and Topher. Massive knob, saggy balls. Sleeps around, loves porn, lives for porn, likes a finger up the arse. Uses females, probably males too! He takes more than he gives. Sometimes generous, loves his family. Would think nothing of it to have a threesome knowing his girl would find out. Arranges to meet up and lets you down, doesn't bother to phone. Overall... Wharra guy!!

Hey Tosser!! Fancy a pint?
Yeah...text me!
Tosser where are you?

2 days later..... I meant to text.

WHARRA FUCKEN TOSSER!

by Icantakeit. December 13, 2012