Happy yesterbirth

What you say to someone when it was their birthday yesterday but you forgot to wish them a happy birthday on the actual day

Guy 1: Happy yesterbirth, man!
Guy 5: If I had to kill either you or a ladybug, I wouldn't be able to decide

by 99coronasonawall June 2, 2020

happy tracks

The act of ejaculating on a girls stomach...

Dude I totally left happy tracks on Bailey last night

by Sholngdonson September 20, 2019

Happy Manholing

What you wish your gal pal when she tells you she is going on her first date with a guy she found on a dating app.

My friend: "I am meeting him for dinner."

Me: "Happy manholing!"

by Kahlua_C April 18, 2021

Happy Liquid

A reference to any and all Alcoholic beverages, including but not limited to Hennesy, Tequila, Vodka, Wine, Whiskey, Rum, Gin, Beer

Yo lil nigga you finna pass that happy liquid, I'm trying to get litty over here

by Bazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz July 30, 2018

chop happy

When a hairdresser cuts off way more hair than he/she said she would

Oh my god! My hair is so short. She got a little too chop happy

by Divine92 November 27, 2014

Happy Tax

(n) the extra few cents an item costs at Target vs Wal-Mart. The Happy Tax ensures its payers remain sane by not being subjected to the disgusting people & conditions found in a typical Wal-Mart store.

I pay The Happy Tax to not see the gross things found in Wal-Mart.

by holyeffingcow July 14, 2014

Happy Mclsappy

He's the ruler of the internet. The hottest guy you will ever meet also or talk with. He knows everything about everything and anything about anyone and if you need a fantastic page admin, he's your man! He's also a ladies man.

Chick 1: OMG DID YOU SEE Happy Mclsappy LAST NIGHT LEAVE THE BAR WITH CHELLS?
Chick 2: YES I DID. OMG SHE'S SOOO LUCKY.

Guy 1: Why can't I be more like a Happy Mclsappy? D:

by Singyurheartxout2u June 27, 2013