Top Hat

When one places his scrotum on the top of someone's head, while they are passed out or in a deep sleep.

Nick totally top hatted that boy from st. johns last night.

by Selby Straits November 10, 2010

top shelf

1)Generally refers to expensive liquor kept in a liquor store behind the counter on the top shelf so no one can rip it off.

2) can also be used to describe anything that is made up of prime ingredients: marajuana, pussy, hardware, anything really.

1) These margaritas are made with top shelf tequila!

2) A: This is the best weed I have ever smoked!
B: I was saving it for a rainy day, straight off the top shelf.

by dracula July 2, 2004

Top Hat

The process of pushing flat the tip of an unlit cannabis cigarette or 'joint' so that the edges may be burned away and the twisted tip pulled clear to allow an easy light.

"Let me just top hat this and then you can spark it."

by junglejungle January 19, 2009

Top G

The top groomer, Andrew Tate

Who's the top G trafficking women?
Answer: Andrew Tate

by TheTopG'sTopFan July 27, 2022

top heavy

When a girls boobs are significantly larger than her bum

Man jane is top heavy

by Sickman2 August 23, 2017

Topping off

When you're already full, but you keep picking at your food and eating.

I'm so stuffed, but I'm still topping off until I finish my plate.

by FattyMatty2by4 March 11, 2019

top heavy

In soccer, used to refer to a team that has an imbalance in the squad due to too many attacking players, leading to negligence in the defensive side of the game.

Andy Townsend: With these new signings, Arsenal are looking a bit top heavy at the moment.

by elcumbanchero January 16, 2018